I
was born not too long ago; I do not remember when though. My mother had many
babies all at once. We were a very big family. My many siblings and I used to
fight to be fed, and quickly I acquired the skill to fight for survival.
At
two months old, I left home, and moved to another family. A human family.
Possibly my siblings did the same, we were all separated. But then again, some
of my kin may have stayed home, I don’t know. I was never told. Since then and
for some reason, I’ve acquired what humans call OCD or obsessive compulsive disorder. Nowadays, I lick and chew my paws for hours,
or obsessively tongue the cat that shares my home.
I
don’t remember much about my second home and family, except for the feeling of
being neglected once. Fortunately I didn’t stay in my second human family very
long. When still an infant I moved with my third human family. Today, I have a
large yard for my pleasure, toys to play with, plenty of love and samplings of human
food. I love raw carrots but also yogurt and of course ice cream. Profiteroles without chocolate is also on my list of favorites.
My
present master is pretty cool, and I would follow her to the end of the world.
She can’t walk fast, but I can spring and hop at a very high speed. I won’t
leave my master’s sight and wait patiently outdoors for her return when she
leaves, driving in her French automobile. By now I’ve recognized the sound of
her car’s engine and can tell when she’s coming home. In those moments, I can’t
help myself but run and bark loudly wherever I am. I am so happy.
To
my defense, I’m a great hunter. At home mice are a real concern. This winter an
entire family of mice was lodging behind the kitchen counter. My four legs are
close to the ground. I can reach within small areas with my narrow pointy nose,
or run as fast as mice do. I caught a few. I resemble a terrier with long blond-reddish
hair sometimes covering parts of my eyes. I have a pointy black nose and brown
eyes that understand a human smile. With my long dark eyelashes covering parts
of my olive shaped eyes, I can charm most humans. My belly is bare and my soft pink
stomach always warm.
I
can also run like a gazelle. When I’m mad the hair on my back stand upward
while my nose is breathing odd scents throughout the air. My tail curls up and
my ears flop as I jump and run. Birds are not welcome on my land, I’ll chase
then until a fence stops me. Too bad I can’t climb a tree. Birds are not
allowed on my home’s roof either. I’ll become hysterical and bark to frighten
the unwanted creatures away. Birds are also prohibited in the green house where
tomatoes and lettuces grow. Once, I caught a black bird in the glass house. The
bird was lucky to escape my sharp teeth.
Butterflies
are in a samilar category as birds. I’ll jump and try to catch the very small
flying wings fluttering on my path. But I never catch any. My behavior when I
meet a frog is a wee different. The wet creature is slow, and I’m on my guard.
I’ll watch without moving for a long while then try to tease the poor soul into
running. My success is limited though; the shiny visitor only hops a few
inches. I’m not so interested after all.
When nights begin I need to make a few runs around my outdoor kingdom, barking here and there. I need to scare and chase away all the nightly invaders, one last time before retiring.
When nights begin I need to make a few runs around my outdoor kingdom, barking here and there. I need to scare and chase away all the nightly invaders, one last time before retiring.
But
cats are also a big no no. Except for my feline brother, Tim, all other cats
are my enemies. One of my human neighbors has five of them. The felines love to
tease me, trespassing on my outdoor property in full daylight. I’ll make them
run for their lives too.
Well
the cat, Tim, is sometimes a challenge. Most of the time, I’ll share my feeding
bowl with him. But if my master or her sister is preparing their meals, I’ll
become aggressive. Tim is no longer my friend or brother. The heavy red cat is
no longer allowed to feed in my bowl. I’m very fortunate that Tim doesn’t seem
to take my protective mood too badly. I guess my stomach speaks for my head and
for my adverse behavior. But I love my feline brother. We sometimes sleep side
my side and our coloring matches. Tim’s soothing purrs often foster my departures
into dreamland.
But
on the other paw, if Tim the cat is mad at me, I’ll run and take refuge into my
master’s arms, yapping for help. I have to watch myself and not be always so
playful. Tim’s bad moods are unexpected, yet I can grasp small signs that
prevent him to reach forward and scratch my nose or eyes.
When
I’m impatient, I’ll bark while my human master and her sister eat supper on the
high and unreachable dining table. In those moments, my barks resemble deep
words that push my hostesses to share their meals. Well, usually I have to wait
until the end of their meals to get leftovers. Oftentimes when my nose
connected to my stomach, passing through my head, smells human food, I’ll say “woo,
woo, woo,” to remind the female human beings that I’m waiting. My hostesses
always respond with similar sounds “woo, woo, woo,” that pushes me to bark more.
The two intelligent women have grasped that I am starving.
But
I also use the same barking tone when visitors come and ring the bell. Some of
these human visitors are not sure if my speech is a threat or what I am trying
to express. Fortunately, my adoptive family is always there to say: “She’s just
talking, not barking at you.”
Some
of the strangers embrace me while others stay away, seeming perplexed.
Oftentimes,
well many times this year, the rain has come to visit Belgium. If it is raining
outside, I don’t want to go out and have to be pushed outdoor to go to the toilets.
I don’t like my fur to get wet. My feet don’t mind but my head does. But if the
sky is low with heavy clouds, I’ll tell my master that we need to go for a walk.
“Woo,
woo, woo,” I say. “Let’s go out.”
“Woo,
woo, woo,” my master replies. “Just a minute.”
To
go for a walk, I have to wear a leash. But once we’ve arrived at the nearby
park, I can run free. Right now the park
is very green with high grasses, wild red poppies and marguerites growing tall
while waving amidst a refreshing Belgian wind. Off leash, I’ll run after a hare
I just spotted in the corn field that starts at the end of the park. I’ll run
for crows and pheasants too. My four legs are strong and I thrust the air in a
swift amount of time.
My
master’s not happy if I go too far, and out of her voice’s reach. Nowadays, I’m
learning to come back on a whistle, but I still need more practice. There is so
much wild life where I live. Well, wild and tame. I’ve gotten used to meeting
cows, sheep, goats and horses, mostly throughout wired electrical fences. I’ve
received a shock one day while racing after a feline predator. Barking for
help, my two hostesses knew I was in pain and afraid. Brigitte came to fetch
me.
But
the best time of the day is at home, at night, in the sofa. A basket located in
a remote place of my home and on the floor, used to be my bedding. Nowadays the
human sofa is where I sleep at night. I’ve been quite convincing about my
sleeping preferences. In the comfortable couch, I sit between my two hostesses.
They both love to massage my tummy and I love it too. I’ll scratch for more
massages or attention. Tummy massages are the best. In return I’ll lick the
female humans if they wish, or not. I can sometimes be a burden with my
licking, but I can’t help it.
On
the high couch, I also love to play with the blankets and cushions. Up on
stage, I’ll softly growl and roll around. Once on my back, head tilted, I open
my mouth and smile at my two favorite human faces. I can stay on my back paws
up, for quite some time without feeling queer. My mouth keeps on opening when I’m
tickled.
But
there is a third female human face I always love to see. My senses make me
believe that the humans are connected. Maybe they’re all sisters. I would
probably recognize my brothers and sisters if I met them. I wonder if I’d be
happy to see my siblings.
In
any event my life is pretty good right now. Often I’m called Princess although
my real name is Lannah. If I was human, being a Princess would perfectly fit my
lifestyle. I sleep long hours, have plenty of attention, play when I want and am
fed very well. I just have to ask and I’m being served. I have no complaints to
report.
FIN
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